Andre The Giant known as Andrew The Giant born on April 20th, 1889 was a French Actor, musician, wrestler, author, internet personality, religious figure, gardener, chef and accidental scientist.
He discovered LSD, written many critically acclaimed books and is well known for his size 10ft 2", 3.1 m. Here I have listed some of his extraordinary abilities.
P.S. It has recently been discovered by leading scientists that he was not a giant, but we all are undersized.
He was world famous for being the best guitarist in the universe.
He farted and the roof of the house collapsed, crushing his parents.
At 15, he started to quickly outgrow.
During his gigantic growth, he would please himself at a furious speed, due to the size of his hands.
In one demonstration, Andre set the new world record for emission at the fastest speed (2.3 seconds, at 78mph). However, while doing so he blinded the cameraman who was eager to get a close-up of the result. He has since pressed charges against Andre, but Andre won on the ground. "That stupid man shouldn't have been there anyway, he knew well what I was doing," says Uncyclopedia.
At the age of 12, he was already over 6 ft and weighed 200+ pounds.
He was capable of playing all the instruments. His main and favored instruments are the guitar and triangle.
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