This Giant Man Sprayed At 78mph In 2.3 Seconds, Unbelievable!

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This Giant Man Sprayed At 78mph In 2.3 Seconds, Unbelievable!
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Andre The Giant known as Andrew The Giant born on April 20th, 1889 was a French Actor, musician, wrestler, author, internet personality, religious figure, gardener, chef and accidental scientist.
He discovered LSD, written many critically acclaimed books and is well known for his size 10ft 2", 3.1 m. Here I have listed some of his extraordinary abilities.

P.S. It has recently been discovered by leading scientists that he was not a giant, but we all are undersized. 

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He was world famous for being the best guitarist in the universe.

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His parents were killed in a freak accident when he was 15.

His parents were killed in a freak accident when he was 15.

He farted and the roof of the house collapsed, crushing his parents.

Giant hand prints.

Giant hand prints.

At 15, he started to quickly outgrow.

This is him (right) standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger (middle) and Wilt Chamberlain (left).

This is him (right) standing next to Arnold Schwarzenegger (middle) and Wilt Chamberlain (left).

During his gigantic growth, he would please himself at a furious speed, due to the size of his hands.

Unbelievable, right?

Unbelievable, right?

In one demonstration, Andre set the new world record for emission at the fastest speed (2.3 seconds, at 78mph). However, while doing so he blinded the cameraman who was eager to get a close-up of the result. He has since pressed charges against Andre, but Andre won on the ground. "That stupid man shouldn't have been there anyway, he knew well what I was doing," says Uncyclopedia.

With Muhammad Ali.

With Muhammad Ali.

At the age of 12, he was already over 6 ft and weighed 200+ pounds.

He was a multi-instrumentalist.

He was a multi-instrumentalist.

He was capable of playing all the instruments. His main and favored instruments are the guitar and triangle.

An epic picture from the past.

An epic picture from the past.

He was one of a kind.

He was one of a kind.

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