10 Weirdest $ex Toys Of All Times

10 Weirdest $ex Toys Of All Times
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Sex Technologies are continuing to rise like wildfire. People seem to love the idea of feeling pleasures alone, but with 'things' as accompaniment. Subsequently, those 'singles' resort to these technologies to somehow ease their realistic thirst for sex. Frustrations on sex are not a problem anyway. They have pals like robots, rubber, plastic or whathaveyous, generally called sex toys. Yeah, that's right. Apparently, these toys cannot run away from criticisms, as some of them look weird, and could bring weird stuff. 

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1. Folks, this is 'Ovipositor'

1. Folks, this is 'Ovipositor'

Claiming a name that is patented for this kind of product, "Ovipositor" is a sex toy that can lay "alien eggs" to the vagina.

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2. Jesus takes the...hole?

2. Jesus takes the...hole?
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Called Jackhammer Jesus, this is a legitimate sex toy. It's blasphemous for the believers, but it's gratifying to its fans.

3. Inflatable "My LiIttle Pony" Sex Doll

3. Inflatable "My LiIttle Pony" Sex Doll

Two words for this: childhood ruined.

4. Enema Pants

4. Enema Pants
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Sources say that this is for anal pleasure. Is it real?

5. Primal Hardwere's Wearable Growler

5. Primal Hardwere’s Wearable Growler
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If you want some werewolf dick sensation, grab some.

6. Concubine Masturbator

6. Concubine Masturbator
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Primarily, this is a masturbator. But, let's think of it, why does this have a penis, breast and a vagina. Like, is this for pansexual, bisexual people? I just cannot fathom.

7. Mr. Jack

7. Mr. Jack
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Normally intended for males, this sex toy caters to a market who gains sexual pleasure seeing a mouth with a moustache.

8. Obama-yself anymore

8. Obama-yself anymore
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Get that dildo featuring USA's black Federal leader, either because you like the head of the state be inside you, or if you're Barrack's ultimate fan. It's up to your reason.

9. Autoblow 2

9. Autoblow 2
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Are you a fan of real sensation with automatic movement? I think you'll understand why this was brought into the world.

10. Justin Beaver love doll

10. Justin Beaver love doll
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What do you mean? Is it too late? If you like the way this looks so, I'm sorry.