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9 Painful Truths Of Sex-pectation Vs Reality

All of us watch movies, so, I believe it might be right to suppose that all of us have watched $ex-scenes in movies at some point in our lives.
And, then I also suppose that we like to think of $ex that way -  beautiful, fierce and containing a lot of "Oh God, no!" and "Oh God, yes!" .
But, life is not like how we expect it to be, friends. And, as much as it is true about everything else, so it is about $ex.
So, when you take her on the office table, and she doesn't respond like Scarlett Johanssen, it's not her fault and neither it's Scarlett Johanssen's.
It's just the hard reality of life.
Here are such realities that might depress the libido but you need to stay strong, bro.

9 Painful Truths Of Sex-pectation Vs Reality

9 Painful Truths Of Sex-pectation Vs Reality

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1. Shower $ex

1. Shower $ex

Because when you take a girl in the shower, there are zero chances that you find her like the girl in shower from your thoughts.

2. Your O-face

2. Your O-face

For better results and coming to grips with reality before hitting the bedroom, take her out to eat a big kahuna burger. See, how she opens her mouth and accepts it.

3. Food Play

3. Food Play

If you expect her to turn out like the "Italian MILF banged in the kitchen", you're far from reality, bro.

4. Reverse Cow-girl

4. Reverse Cow-girl

This position is hard and is like Utopia. Although, it's beautiful but exists only in books.

5. Ex $ex

5. Ex $ex

Been there, done that. You don't even want to listen about it man. It's like doing meth. First you think its cool, then you're like "what was I EVEN DOING?!"

6. Taking a Bath Together

6. Taking a Bath Together

Because one, she isn't Anastasia Steele. Two, you're not Christian Grey. Three, because of two, your bath tub is small and there's no room for two. Hard-hitting reality, I know.

7. Kamasutra Positions

7. Kamasutra Positions

Stretch all that you want and you can get nowhere near ancient Indians.

8. Putting Your Hair Down

8. Putting Your Hair Down

There are more chances that you might look more like that Jap from Grudge than Rita Hayworth.

9.How You Look The Morning After

9.How You Look The Morning After

How else can screwed people look man?

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