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You Can Never Ride Elevators Without Weirdly Thinking These

"Life is like an elevator ride, the lesser the people, the lesser the stops, the lesser the risk and the better the ride; and with a friend it's just best" - Nikita

That friend is, of course, me. That said, these words were sarcastically thrown at the, ironically, not-so-pleasant ride and we already had an elevator-waiting-thoughts battle which continued on while moving up.

This is something out of it from the two of our sides.

You Can Never Ride Elevators Without Weirdly Thinking These

You Can Never Ride Elevators Without Weirdly Thinking These

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That whiff of fresh sweat - Nikk

That whiff of fresh sweat - Nikk

When there is no hot girl in elevator - Me

When there is no hot girl in elevator - Me

Except your friend, which makes you a bodyguard while all the guys steal glances. Occasionally though, you get a respectful bow from some guy too.

Counting every floor, each and every, with decimals - Nikk

Counting every floor, each and every, with decimals - Nikk

That sudden realization that it is going to stop on every f**king floor - Me

That sudden realization that it is going to stop on every f**king floor - Me

Especially when you are already running late or better, you are racing with the clock to reach just in time.

Had there not been cameras, there would be blood! - Nikk

Had there not been cameras, there would be blood! - Nikk

When people around talk bullshit, a little violence might go a long way.

That momentary micro-gravity in balls every time the elevator stops - Me

That momentary micro-gravity in balls every time the elevator stops - Me

And the tickling! Don't know if the other side feels something of the kind with their stuff.

Exchanging awkward glances and silences - Nikk

Exchanging awkward glances and silences - Nikk

Positive on that.

Beatbox and wish others would join for an epic jam - Me

Thoughts that take you to fearsome final destination type scenarios - Nikk

Thoughts that take you to fearsome final destination type scenarios - Nikk

*Weird thought trains* Get ready in awkward assault position holding invisible guns - Me

*Weird thought trains* Get ready in awkward assault position holding invisible guns - Me

Ready to face zombies and aliens and shits of all kinds while people look at you uncomfortably. Happens while waiting for the elevator as well. Tell us more of your inside-elevator thoughts and share with your friends too.

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