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9 Honest Reasons Why You Need To Start Swearing More

From a very young age, we are taught that swearing is a bad thing, it's shameful, and must never be practiced. I am here to tell you otherwise! Read ahead to find the reasons one must be swearing more than they actually do!

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9 Honest Reasons Why You Need To Start Swearing More

9 Honest Reasons Why You Need To Start Swearing More

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1) They are the basis of all languages

1) They are the basis of all languages

According to several pieces of research, swear words are the basis of all language forms known to man. How can one of the first things we ever spoke, ever be fucking wrong.

2) We are hardwired to do it.

2) We are hardwired to do it.

Humans are hardwired to swear. Studies have shown that kids learn and pickup swear words even before they learn alphabets. We have been fucking evolved to swear.

3) Its grammar friendly.

3) Its grammar friendly.

Most of the swear words are very grammar friendly and gel in with any sentence formation at any given place. I mean there is no fucking instance where you would have had to change the fucking sentence formation, just to incorporate a fucking swear word in it!

4) Helps with pain management.

4) Helps with pain management.

Swearing is said to increase one's pain tolerance by 50%. In a study, where people were asked to put their hands in ice cold water, the people who kept on cursing were able to keep their hand inside for almost double the amount of time. It basically makes you fucking stronger.

5) It's soothing.

5) It's soothing.

Don't you even fucking pretend that it isn't.

6) Helps you express yourself.

6) Helps you express yourself.

Swear words usually help you emphasize on a point. They also help you express your emotions. It's like one word for all your fucking feelings.

7) Bonding with others.

7) Bonding with others.

Profanity in a general exchange of conversation can suggest that you belong to that group. And it also shows that you are open, easygoing, and honest. I mean who doesn't fucking curse their friends?

8) It keeps you healthy.

8) It keeps you healthy.

Cursing increases circulation, releases endorphins, and create an over all sense of well being. And why not do something that's so fucking healthy for you.

9) Because you want to!

9) Because you want to!

Don't you see me in the fucking eye and tell me otherwise, you liar!

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