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From a very young age, we are taught that swearing is a bad thing, it's shameful, and must never be practiced. I am here to tell you otherwise! Read ahead to find the reasons one must be swearing more than they actually do!
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According to several pieces of research, swear words are the basis of all language forms known to man. How can one of the first things we ever spoke, ever be fucking wrong.
Humans are hardwired to swear. Studies have shown that kids learn and pickup swear words even before they learn alphabets. We have been fucking evolved to swear.
Most of the swear words are very grammar friendly and gel in with any sentence formation at any given place. I mean there is no fucking instance where you would have had to change the fucking sentence formation, just to incorporate a fucking swear word in it!
Swearing is said to increase one's pain tolerance by 50%. In a study, where people were asked to put their hands in ice cold water, the people who kept on cursing were able to keep their hand inside for almost double the amount of time. It basically makes you fucking stronger.
Don't you even fucking pretend that it isn't.
Swear words usually help you emphasize on a point. They also help you express your emotions. It's like one word for all your fucking feelings.
Profanity in a general exchange of conversation can suggest that you belong to that group. And it also shows that you are open, easygoing, and honest. I mean who doesn't fucking curse their friends?
Cursing increases circulation, releases endorphins, and create an over all sense of well being. And why not do something that's so fucking healthy for you.
Don't you see me in the fucking eye and tell me otherwise, you liar!