German Killed By C0nd0m Machine, Read Full Story HERE!

German Killed By C0nd0m Machine, Read Full Story HERE!
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Robbery is one of the most popular crimes in the world. It can cause one-way harm (the victim/s or the suspect/s), or two-way (both the victim/s and the suspect/s). Surprisingly, not all robbery stories are full of tension and regrets because some are funny enough to lighten a day (my apologies). One of the weirdest robbery-leading-to-death crimes of the year is this news from Shoeppingen, Germany, where a man met his final destination--through a condom machine. It's tragic, but at the same time, funny. Why not a grocery store, or a hotdog stall? Why not a birthing home? Why a condom machine? 

Anyway, I'm not suggesting better robbery tactics here, let's move on. Here's how the encounter went (I still feel funny and sorry)

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The Main Event

The Main Event

Machine explosion caused death of 29-year-old guy. This happened proximate to the Netherlands' border.

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Unlucky Victim of the Explosion

Unlucky Victim of the Explosion
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Only one robber got hit by the rubber. Reports recorded that there were three suspects. Two others managed to get in the car before explosion.

Police description of the Crime Scene

Police description of the Crime Scene
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There were scattered unopened condom packs and some amount of the money within the machine's vicinity.

On trying to save their co-robber

On trying to save their co-robber
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The team brought their severely-hit comrade to the hospital, telling that the latter fell downstairs too badly. Unconvinced of this excuse, a medical personnel called the cops.

Honest mistake and careful confession

Honest mistake and careful confession
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They tell the authorities about the real score eventually: they blew the machine up. It eventually killed suspect's almost-30-year-old friend. Metal debris flew through the suspect victim's cranial region.

Crime time

Crime time
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Unfortunately, it was the debris' victim's worst and last Christmas. The crime occurred during the Christmas day.

Lesson: Do not mess up with the rubbers

Lesson: Do not mess up with the rubbers
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When they are self-destruct, or find their way out, you will regret it.