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Can you imagine what would ensue if characters in the GOT universe had access to dating apps like Tinder? The people in the seven kingdoms would spend days perfecting their Tinder profiles. The Game of Thrones would then turn into "The Game of Swipes" as enemies would be at each other's throats to steal the right swipe by killing the more handsome peers. While the men of the King's Guard would get maximum right swipes, the Dothraki Boys would probably finish last. Littlefinger would go out of business as the girls in his brothel would prefer meeting their clients on Tinder.
Tinder will be a respite for the men in the Night's watch as they would be able to date women without breaking their oaths. But above all, everyone in Westeros, be it the King or a peasant, would try hard to get the coveted right swipe and use all sorts of crazy sexual innuendos in their Bio.
This is what Tinder Bios of The Game of Thrones characters would look like.