Have you ever found yourself caught up in the situations where you struggled to understand even the simplest things? Don't worry, it happens with everybody. Our lifestyle has become so complicated that we ignore the little things and hence struggle to think in simple ways. Stay cool and enjoy these intelligent jokes.
A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No, I'm travelling light."
A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?"God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?""To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A mathematician wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. "You're late!" she yells. "You said you'd be home by 11:45!" "Actually," the mathematician replies coolly, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Dry?" The German replies, "Nein, just one." Hint: "Drei", pronounced "Dry" is German for "three". "Nein", pronounced nine is German for "No".
Hint: The joke explains the definition of surrealism.
He's OK now.