Are you seeing someone? Is your girlfriend pissed at something? Then don't even think about asking these questions. I REPEAT, DON'T ever say these things to your girlfriend. ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!
And if you have already been through this, you will surely relate to it.
What the hell! Do I look 60?
You suppose, oh well, that means you have a doubt that i won't fit in it.
Ohhh.. Ok. I won't, but then how am i supposed to take it?
Yes you dumb man, I am hell tired. I mean, can't you just figure it out without asking such a dumb question?
No, you idiot. But if you say this one more time, you are a dead meat.
Duuhh! Like I care.
Freaking out? Who, me? Do you really want me to freak out?
No, you didn't say that! You just mentioned that I am the ugly duckling. You are so dead.
You know what? Yes I eat a lot, so if that bothers you, you can get the hell out.
Well, I didn't really ask for your opinion. Come here, let me cut your hair and show how my hair was before the cut.
No, no, no. I'm not wearing this. I was just wasting my time trying out this for the party. But if you don't like it, I will waste two more hours getting dressed up again.
Okay, we're done. Get the hell out of here!
Uh.. ohh.. okay.. Nice try.