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13 Things You Should Never Ever Say To A Girl

Are you seeing someone? Is your girlfriend pissed at something? Then don't even think about asking these questions. I REPEAT, DON'T ever say these things to your girlfriend. ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! 

And if you have already been through this, you will surely relate to it.

13 Things You Should Never Ever Say To A Girl

13 Things You Should Never Ever Say To A Girl

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You remind me of my mother.

You remind me of my mother.

What the hell! Do I look 60?

I suppose you should fit in this dress.

I suppose you should fit in this dress.

You suppose, oh well, that means you have a doubt that i won't fit in it.

Look, don't take this negatively but,.....

Look, don't take this negatively but,.....

Ohhh.. Ok. I won't, but then how am i supposed to take it?

Are you tired?

Are you tired?

Yes you dumb man, I am hell tired. I mean, can't you just figure it out without asking such a dumb question?

Are you on your period?

Are you on your period?

No, you idiot. But if you say this one more time, you are a dead meat.

You are pretty.

You are pretty.

Duuhh! Like I care.

Why are you freaking out?

Why are you freaking out?

Freaking out? Who, me? Do you really want me to freak out?

That's your sister? She's HOT.

That's your sister? She's HOT.

No, you didn't say that! You just mentioned that I am the ugly duckling. You are so dead.

Haven't you finished eating?

Haven't you finished eating?

You know what? Yes I eat a lot, so if that bothers you, you can get the hell out.

Your hair looks much better after the cut.

Your hair looks much better after the cut.

Well, I didn't really ask for your opinion. Come here, let me cut your hair and show how my hair was before the cut.

Are you wearing this tonight?

Are you wearing this tonight?

No, no, no. I'm not wearing this. I was just wasting my time trying out this for the party. But if you don't like it, I will waste two more hours getting dressed up again.

I really don't trust your cooking.

I really don't trust your cooking.

Okay, we're done. Get the hell out of here!

No, it's not you, it's me.

No, it's not you, it's me.

Uh.. ohh.. okay.. Nice try.

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