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8 Things You Can Only Do If You've Been Dating Her for 6 Months Or More

It’s not easy to be a hopeless romantic in this age of hook-ups. But if you one and you are also lucky enough to date a fellow romantic… then kudos to you man! You are the only hope of an almost extinct species. Let’s cut to the chase, though. Here is a list of 8 things that you are allowed to do only if, repeating it for the slow learners, ONLY IF you have been dating her for at least. After all, 6 months means reality and not the best foot forward right?

8 Things You Can Only Do If You've Been Dating Her for 6 Months Or More

8 Things You Can Only Do If You've Been Dating Her for 6 Months Or More

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1) Let the farting begin!

1) Let the farting begin!

6 months is way too long to be uptight. Let it loose. After all, it's high time she gets accustomed to the way you smell. And same goes for you. It's no longer just love that's in the air.

2) Dig for gold

2) Dig for gold

You no longer have to endure the formality of going to the washroom every time you feel the urge to scratch that last bit of junk in your nose. If she's still not cool with it then it's time to move on brother!

3) Macho-ness has expired

3) Macho-ness has expired

Come on, it's been 6 months already! You can drop the act of the rough tough guy that you are not and finally be the real you- lazy bum. Let the tears run loose.

4) Be with your first love

4) Be with your first love

You can finally lie around on your bed for as long as you want without having to think of what she will say or think. Being productive? Never heard of it!

5) It's time to come out of the closet

5) It’s time to come out of the closet

You are totally allowed to sing the most annoying songs without being told to STFU. And why just songs, movies, TV series, games, fandom, whatever you like is legal.

6) I missed you my hand!

6) I missed you my hand!

Let's be honest- a rad WiFi connection plus couple of hours of alone time equals to porn sites and THAT! "Some people like to watch it but I am not that kind of a guy" said no one post six months of dating.

7) Save water with no sex involved

7) Save water with no sex involved

You can finally contribute towards saving earth by showering together. And you no longer have to worry about the daunting and rather dangerous task of shower sex. So lather up and forget the fear of broken bones.

8) Wear your pride

8) Wear your pride

You are totally allowed to be in your birthday suit all day long. And for those of you who have never taken up this daring task, roaming about your abode wearing nothing makes you feel like a free bird.

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