Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Zero bank balance, faded jeans, fat belly and sweet cravings. You know what this means right? It's Christmas!! And to make sure that the ignorant also notice this fact, because Santa is an attention seeker, a mystery mistletoe planter has been hanging the festive plant in certain London tubes, Nothern and Victorian line to be precise. But there's one disappointment, no one's kissing!
Images via viralthread
The website mistletoeonthetube.co.uk sprung up earlier in the month in an attempt to spread a little bit of love around the capital this December. That's a nice thing to spread, don't you agree?
The site was a bit fixed on truth (that's why it's so freaking amazing!). It read: "We wanted to bring some Christmas cheer to one of the most miserable places in the capital. So we put love on the line and created #mistletube. Merry Christmas, London."
You know why we hate this generation so much? You see mistletoe hanging in the tube and instead of smooching the hell out of someone (weird images) what do you do? Oh yeah, snap time! *sigh*
Oh, thank the Gods for these brave souls that walk amongst us. Brave enough to protect themselves from the general stupidity that has affected most of our population. They have the courage to do what is supposed to be done. You kiss under the mistletoe, not click!
Good to see our saviors are doing their job well. But we are pretty sure there are some potential saviors out there waiting for their mistletoe moment to happen. We hope it happens soon!
When you do meet your mistletoe, please don't shy away. Please. Go up to him and give him an unexpected peck. If he questions, just shrug your shoulders and say, "it's Christmas… fa la la la la, la la la la". It's worth a shot, right?
Yes, you are bold and young too but here's a thing, make sure your unexpected peck/smooch is not returned with a slap from her because double standards rule and all guys are desperate (generation fails). So be extra careful. And enjoy!