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IN Hilarious ON 19 Oct, 2014
Hey guys, finally I'm letting my SINGLE heart out...
We all know being single has its own pros and cons. We definitely enjoy the freedom of doing whatever we want on our own terms. But living alone for a long time is not our cup of tea. No matter how much we enjoy living alone, but at some point, we do realise the absence of THE ONE.
So let's check out some common single girl problems that we all must have been through at some point in our lives.
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So what if we roam with our girl friends a lot, that doesn't make us a lesbian.
What's the point of even looking at the mirror. You feel ugly, fat and miserable.
Getting friend zoned every time you think he's the one. It's like all our crushes like us as friends and then want us to find a date for them.
Naturally, we do loose our skills in dating. And that's the point it gets harder for us to date.
Wasting our time talking to the committed guys and then landing nowhere, because at the end of the day, no one really cares.
That moment when you attend a wedding and the only thing people ask you is, when are you getting married?
We know being single is hard, what makes it harder is the haunting memories of your ex.
What irritates the most is being approached by drunk men. Do we look so horrible when to you when you guys are sober?
The look we have when people sympathize you. Dude, I am fine. It's not that I will be single all my life.
Every time you find a cute guy, he's either in a relationship or not interested in girls. If you know what I mean.
If you are single, you definitely eat a lot of ice creams, chocolates and whatever that comes in your way.
Since you are free most of the time, girls are all over you, speaking about their issues, love lives and how their fantasy world is filled with happiness. Someone, just shut their big mouths.
Why shop for lingerie, when I don't have a boyfriend. A big NO to Victoria Secrets and a warm welcome to old lady underpants.
All the girls around you have started behaving weirdly. All of a sudden they feel that you love their boyfriends secretly.
You are a hot shot subject for matchmaking. Your friends try to hook you up with any idiot they find single.
There you are picking out gifts for your male friend's lover on Valentines or birthdays. Dude, you have no idea how much it hurts.
Having to eat out alone and pretending as if you are very busy in your cell phone can sometimes make you cry out loud on your way back. Plus, no one to hold the door for you. Can it get any worse?
And now that you are single for a very very long time, you stop taking salon appointments for waxing or threading. Basically, you stop caring how you look because there is no one to praise or compliment you.