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20 Problems Only A Single Woman Can Relate To

Hey guys, finally I'm letting my SINGLE heart out... 

We all know being single has its own pros and cons. We definitely enjoy the freedom of doing whatever we want on our own terms. But living alone for a long time is not our cup of tea. No matter how much we enjoy living alone, but at some point, we do realise the absence of THE ONE.

So let's check out some common single girl problems that we all must have been through at some point in our lives.

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20 Problems Only A Single Woman Can Relate To

20 Problems Only A Single Woman Can Relate To

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Hey, I'm not a lesbian.

Hey, I'm not a lesbian.

So what if we roam with our girl friends a lot, that doesn't make us a lesbian.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

What's the point of even looking at the mirror. You feel ugly, fat and miserable.

I am single as f**k.

I am single as f**k.

Getting friend zoned every time you think he's the one. It's like all our crushes like us as friends and then want us to find a date for them.

Yes, I suck.

Yes, I suck.

Sleeping alone does suck. And that's when we need someone to cuddle.

No more dates for me.

No more dates for me.

Naturally, we do loose our skills in dating. And that's the point it gets harder for us to date.

The undesirable.

The undesirable.

Wasting our time talking to the committed guys and then landing nowhere, because at the end of the day, no one really cares.

Marriage? Not now.

Marriage? Not now.

That moment when you attend a wedding and the only thing people ask you is, when are you getting married?

No, no, no, no, not my ex.

No, no, no, no, not my ex.

We know being single is hard, what makes it harder is the haunting memories of your ex.

Guys, watch out!

Guys, watch out!

What irritates the most is being approached by drunk men. Do we look so horrible when to you when you guys are sober?

Saddest we.

Saddest we.

The look we have when people sympathize you. Dude, I am fine. It's not that I will be single all my life.

Why not me?

Why not me?

Every time you find a cute guy, he's either in a relationship or not interested in girls. If you know what I mean.

Love for sweets.

Love for sweets.

If you are single, you definitely eat a lot of ice creams, chocolates and whatever that comes in your way.

Will you shut your mouth?

Will you shut your mouth?

Since you are free most of the time, girls are all over you, speaking about their issues, love lives and how their fantasy world is filled with happiness. Someone, just shut their big mouths.

A big NO to shopping.

A big NO to shopping.

Why shop for lingerie, when I don't have a boyfriend. A big NO to Victoria Secrets and a warm welcome to old lady underpants.

Back off, blondes.

Back off, blondes.

All the girls around you have started behaving weirdly. All of a sudden they feel that you love their boyfriends secretly.

Me with him, noways.

Me with him, noways.

You are a hot shot subject for matchmaking. Your friends try to hook you up with any idiot they find single.

It hurts.

It hurts.

There you are picking out gifts for your male friend's lover on Valentines or birthdays. Dude, you have no idea how much it hurts.

Dine out ALONE.

Dine out ALONE.

Having to eat out alone and pretending as if you are very busy in your cell phone can sometimes make you cry out loud on your way back. Plus, no one to hold the door for you. Can it get any worse?

No more salons.

No more salons.

And now that you are single for a very very long time, you stop taking salon appointments for waxing or threading. Basically, you stop caring how you look because there is no one to praise or compliment you.

Shit happens...

Shit happens...

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