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Merry $exmas? This Is Why You'll Be Getting More Intimate This Holiday

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Well, aside from all the gift-giving, parties and the social gatherings, you're most probably enjoying holidays. And of course, you'll have some much-deserved, intimate moments with your partner. However, it's been predicted that Christmas this year will be hotter in the United Kingdom. So how will that affect the frequency of lovemaking during the holidays? Find out below and read some interesting facts about this year's holiday season.

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Merry $exmas? This Is Why You'll Be Getting More Intimate This Holiday

Merry $exmas? This Is Why You'll Be Getting More Intimate This Holiday

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Your Trees Will Be Moulting Quicker

Your Trees Will Be Moulting Quicker

Because your Christmas trees were cut down before they entered the hibernation phase, which took longer because of the warm weather, they would be shedding the needles faster.

More Sex

More Sex

Because of the warmer weather this Christmas, you and your partner be likelier to have sex. The belief that more people engage in intimate acts when it's cold is actually false because the cold lessens the stimulation between two bodies.

Big Sprouts

Big Sprouts

Because of the warm weather, Brussels sprouts would also be maturing faster than normal and they would even grow up to 20% bigger than before.

Saving Money, Yes!

Saving Money, Yes!

Because winter wasn't really horrible this year, there were less incidents of broken pipes and storm damages, so the insurance industry prices have also gone down.

Ice Cream Is Still Available

 Ice Cream Is Still Available

Because the weather is a bit warmer, ice cream trucks can still be found around instead of coffee and hot dog sandwiches dominating sales everywhere.

Christmas Is Just Around the Corner

Christmas Is Just Around the Corner

So, what are you waiting for? The warm is weather and it is indeed still acceptable for you to consume ice cream and get intimate with your partner. And get those big strawberries to get your fill!

More Salads

 More Salads

For some reason, the purchase of salads have gone up by 22% this year, and asparagus sales have also witnessed an increase of 15%. Moreover, strawberry sales are now up by 60%. You better use those berries to invigorate your $ex life.

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