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10 Harsh And Sad Realities of Being Single During Christmas

Christmas is near; it's just a few days away. Oh, what could ever go wrong for the holidays? Maybe there's something to be sad about for single people. I mean, it's cold, and everyone is warming up by hugging, cuddling, and having intimate fun. But what about those few people who do not have partners? Sure, they could spend Christmas with the whole family, but when everything's done, who will they be sleeping with?

Here are 10 of the things that reflect life as a single individual during Christmas.

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10 Harsh And Sad Realities of Being Single During Christmas

10 Harsh And Sad Realities of Being Single During Christmas

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10. Won't Ride Anything

10. Won't Ride Anything

If you don't have a partner, then you won't have someone to ride on. You won't even get to play with any balls, I mean, bells during the holidays.

9. No Kisses

9. No Kisses

No partner also means no sudden, intimate kisses that lead to steamy moments as people go to the bed. Thanks, mistletoe, for reminding that bitter reality.

8. Bitter Memories

8. Bitter Memories

The most perfect fit of a photo for my ex, ever. Sneaky and has strangled my heart.

7. Painful Ads

7. Painful Ads

Wow. Not only are you single, society is out there convincing you that it's such a bad thing.

6. The Ghost of the Future

6. The Ghost of the Future

This must be a sign of what's to come. But maybe in the future, things will be different. Like having a dozen pet cats.

5. Batteries to Keep Warm

5. Batteries to Keep Warm

If you're a single woman, keep those batteries available because you'll never know when you need to use your vibrators and dild0s to spice up your Christmas.

4. Gaming All Day

4. Gaming All Day

Well, it's not like anyone's going to be concerned about you. Right? Ouch.

3. Panic Mode

 3. Panic Mode

And now the panic of being single starts to set in. First comes the food choices, next the way you live your whole life.

2. Movies

2. Movies

Why is it all about families and lovely couples during Christmas? And why does the single person always have to be miserable and drunk?

1. Pizza

1. Pizza

Pizza is love, pizza is life. Pizza won't leave you, just order more when you're done with them. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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