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IN Hilarious ON 22 Dec, 2015
Christmas is near; it's just a few days away. Oh, what could ever go wrong for the holidays? Maybe there's something to be sad about for single people. I mean, it's cold, and everyone is warming up by hugging, cuddling, and having intimate fun. But what about those few people who do not have partners? Sure, they could spend Christmas with the whole family, but when everything's done, who will they be sleeping with?
Here are 10 of the things that reflect life as a single individual during Christmas.
If you don't have a partner, then you won't have someone to ride on. You won't even get to play with any balls, I mean, bells during the holidays.
No partner also means no sudden, intimate kisses that lead to steamy moments as people go to the bed. Thanks, mistletoe, for reminding that bitter reality.
The most perfect fit of a photo for my ex, ever. Sneaky and has strangled my heart.
Wow. Not only are you single, society is out there convincing you that it's such a bad thing.
This must be a sign of what's to come. But maybe in the future, things will be different. Like having a dozen pet cats.
If you're a single woman, keep those batteries available because you'll never know when you need to use your vibrators and dild0s to spice up your Christmas.
Well, it's not like anyone's going to be concerned about you. Right? Ouch.
And now the panic of being single starts to set in. First comes the food choices, next the way you live your whole life.
Why is it all about families and lovely couples during Christmas? And why does the single person always have to be miserable and drunk?
Pizza is love, pizza is life. Pizza won't leave you, just order more when you're done with them. Merry Christmas, everyone.
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