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It's the most wonderful time of the year... or is it? Every December, we have the holidays. It's supposed to be incredibly cheerful, joyful, euphoric and we should be stuffed with chocolate, pizza, lasagna, chicken, bacon, and everything that we craved all year. But is Christmas really enjoyable for everyone? I mean, seriously?
Here are just 10 of the things that people don't like about the December holiday craze. Ho ho ho!
Some people actually like to begin the Christmas countdown starting in September. Like, wow, just because it's the "-ember" month doesn't mean it's going to snow and Santa will give a visit already. Chill out.
So, hey, I've got this expensive Christmas card for you. What do you have for me? Oh, also a Christmas card. I sure can't wait to do this again next year.
For the love of all things great and new, the Christmas speakers have got to get rid of playing Mariah Carey's song again and again and again. Can't we have a new classic holiday song?
It might seem nice at first, but having to eat all the time because of parties and family gatherings can be tiresome. Not to mention it makes you fat.
Seriously, why is everyone so happy? Is it some kind of seasonal emotion? Are they even really glad or are they just faking it? What is wrong with all these creepy smiles?!
Merry Christmas, honey! Nothing says "Christmas" like seeing couples in public just kissing and touching each other to keep themselves warm while you're alone and cold.
Oh man. I have to act like I'm happy with all these despicable coworkers. I even have to give them gifts and have happy photos taken with them! Ugh.
And now, we have this Christmas special! And this one, and this one, oops, you may have forgotten this one! Sometimes, I just really want my regular programs. Thanks.
Moooom, daaad! Where are our parents? Where is Santa Claus? Oh boy, presents! Hurray! We are so hyper and happy because we're going to have gifts and food and happiness and we won't let our parents sleep.
Oh, Christmas. It's that time when you meet your lousy relatives or your pseudo friends because of a gathering. Nothing worse to end the year.