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These $ex Toys Are Way Too Weird, #7 Is Creepy!

We all have our fetishes, we all have our desires, and we all have our fantasies. Mostly, these are a little on the odd side and irregular to ask for but very much real and happening.

Some though, are into such depths of imaginations, and with the inception of technology all around us, they combine together to make real some weird fetish. Here are the patent drawings and illustrations of some such techs and innovations which might just not be available in the market.   

These $ex Toys Are Way Too Weird, #7 Is Creepy!

These $ex Toys Are Way Too Weird, #7 Is Creepy!

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1) US 20060264856 A1: Legitimate enough

1) US 20060264856 A1: Legitimate enough

Well, it's portable, safe and has many perks. Adding washability to the features, it's just complete luxury in one small packet.

2) EP 2460505 A1: English discipline, as they call it

2) EP 2460505 A1: English discipline, as they call it

The illustration though isn't how the machine works, just our personal speculation since not much information was available for it. As per the diagrams, the power seems to be generated by a spring which needs to be wound before use.

3) EP 2636398 A1: Vibrations to harden stuff

3) EP 2636398 A1: Vibrations to harden stuff

Why not, I'd say? It produces vibrations for stimulation inside mouth. With vibrators available for various methods of stimulation, this is just another piece in the shelf.

4) US 8313424 B2: Weird exercise handlebar machine

4) US 8313424 B2: Weird exercise handlebar machine

With controlled penetration, this simple machine is a pleasure combined with exercise unit. What's more, it has got several attachments for various needs.

5) US 5620429 A: Don't even understand its need!

5) US 5620429 A: Don't even understand its need!

As per the creators, it was deviced as an external genitalia for times when the real ones can't be used. However that works is still beyond my understanding.

6) US 20040260146 A1: A little on the primitive side

6) US 20040260146 A1: A little on the primitive side

This is the 'grandfather device' of the latest electronic machines designed for the purpose.

7) US 20070015435 A1: Another oral simulator

7) US 20070015435 A1: Another oral simulator

8) US 20100045595 A1: Handshake powered control

8) US 20100045595 A1: Handshake powered control

For those handy players, this device tracks the movement of hands, calculates stimulation and that is used to change the image displayed on the screen. Software modifications can be done for some wireless distant interactive activities; how does that sound?

9) US 20070244418 A1: Like those Swiss knives

9) US 20070244418 A1: Like those Swiss knives

This is a multi-purpose vibration simulator and also hosts a cleaner and toothbrush.

10) No d'enregistrement national (French): 198800-17191: The name says it all

10) No d'enregistrement national (French): 198800-17191: The name says it all

Complete with oxygen supply lines and everything, this suit certainly is safe.

11) US 20120006334 A1: Roller coaster ride

11) US 20120006334 A1: Roller coaster ride

It has an adjustable table, to adjust the umm.. pivot point with the center of rotation. Although the initial users, the ones on the table, might feel nausea and disorientation.

12) US 007122000 B1: For some smoking $ex

12) US 007122000 B1: For some smoking $ex

Using the female genitals as water reservoir, this bong combines smoking and $exual pleasures together. Although, it might just be dangerous to use to the point of being fatal, as the internal walls have minute blood vessel openings from where bubbles might enter blood.

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