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IN Celebrities ON 23 Nov, 2015
First off, we'd like to greet the amazing actress Scarlett Johansson a wonderful happy 31st birthday! May you have more amazing films to work on and have the best life with your loved ones. The American actress, singer, and sultry model has always dazzled us with her sexy, alluring eyes and her voluptuous body, and she knows how to capture the audience with her excellent performances to boot. But have you heard her read in a very, very sexy manner? And it's actually for a worthy cause!
Scarlett Johansson read the Bible in a sexy, erotic manner recently as part of Mike O'Brien's forthcoming comedy album titled Tasty Radio.
Now, before you criticize the actress and Mr. O'Brien, do understand this: The point of Scarlett saying Bible verses in a pornographic voice is to reveal just how sexist and misogynist some of the passages in the Bible actually are, especially in the Old Testament. Oh, let's not fool ourselves, the Old Testament is more violent than adult movies.
Specifically, the birthday girl read verses from Deuteronomy -- which is famous for some writing that indicates torture, rape, stoning, and other unreasonable activities -- in a sexually satisfying manner.
To improve the arousing, funny mood, some great, hot music is played as Scarlett and O'Brien recite the verses about capturing the wives of others for one's own lust and how it is allowable for a man to cut off the hand of another man's wife during a fight.
Meanwhile, one of the controversies that affected Scarlett back then was when her nude selfies or photos were leaked online due to some hackers. It showed her holding her breasts with her nipples exposed while another photo exposed her butt. While the photos are still around, the issue has been thankfully forgotten by most people for good.
With the leaked nude pics away from the public view, our sexy Avengers actress can simply speak in a pornographic voice to satisfy our admiration for her. Moreover, she is set to be the main actress in the upcoming Ghost in the Shell live movie adaptation. Happy birthday, Scarlett!
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