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I am Not Late Boss, Late is just Too Soon.

Office is a nightmare in the morning, if you had a great party last night, if you had a date last night, if there were couple of movies you had to watch or if there is a lot of work the next morning. For those who are late at office, suddenly become the most creative people at the office. They come up with the most creative excuses ever. When the reasons are so tough to comprehend, bosses have no option other than to let go.

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I am Not Late Boss, Late is just Too Soon.

I am Not Late Boss, Late is just Too Soon.

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Traffic Boss! I swear.

Traffic Boss! I swear.

The classic excuse of being stuck in traffic, when you were busy sleeping some extra minutes. Reality : Pretty Evident!

Tiger Ran with my car Keys

Tiger Ran with my car Keys

My little Tiger kept running with my car Keys, he won't give them back to me Boss. How could someone get annoyed to a cute animal like that. Reality : I Know my Boss's nerves.He loves Dogs.

My wife was Unwell, sir.

My wife was Unwell, sir.

John, I am sorry I am late but my wife is unwell, said Garth. John felt guilty for being furious at Garth and apologized. John suddenly realized something, 'Wait Garth, you are not even married!.'

I ran Out of Gas

I ran Out of Gas

I took off at 9, but I ran out gas unexpectedly. How would I was supposed to know that my odometer is broken. Reality : I had a pretty bad Hangover last night.

Fetched By Police.

Fetched By Police.

I was fetched by the police because my wife insisted on driving me here and then as all ladies do, she messed up. Reality : I know I am good at excuses so I chose to come late.

I was Working on the Office Project Late.

I was Working on the Office Project Late.

William, I am aware of the importance of this project and I was working on it late, otherwise a dedicated worker like me would never be late intentionally. Reality : I was watching movies late night. I cannot care less about this project, because it sucks.!

I was saving a man. He was committing Suicide.

I was saving a man. He was committing Suicide.

I was crossing this bridge and I saw a man Jumping. I shouted to him but he wont hear. So, I went to bridge and just caught him at the right time. I explained to him the meaning of life. And got late, sorry Boss. Reality : I had a really great party last night. I was too tired to get up in the morning.

It was American Idol Audition

It was American Idol Audition

I was on my way to office and saw American Idol Auditions. I had to go. You know I am passionate about singing. I think I will make it to next round. Reality : I got up at 9:45 and there was no way I could reach by 10:00.

I am Ill

I am Ill

It was impossible to come early, boss. I was ill. I took some medicines, slept for a little while and came. I know I can not take a day off. Please consider. Reality : I slept on the couch while having my breakfast, because you make us work as if we are vampires.

It was Scarlett Johansson on the road

It was Scarlett Johansson on the road

I was on my way when I saw scarlett johansson on the road taking selfie with some guys. How was I supposed to stop myself. I ran down to see her, so I got late. Reality : My wife took me shopping and I went bankrupt to an extent that I could not even afford gas for my car. I came by Public Transport.

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