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8 Reasons Why It's Great to Have A Small Peni$

8 Reasons Why It's Great to Have A Small Peni$
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Men are often nervous when it comes to talking about the size of their intimate parts. Pornography has always prioritized males with large peni$es, and in general society that is a sense of awe for someone who is hung. For those who have a small or even just an average peni$, jokes abound about their sexual performance and self-esteem. However, there are actually benefits to having a small peni$, just as much as there are disadvantages to having a big one. The lesson here is to don't mind about the size, and be concerned about health and peformance instead. 

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1. Your peni$ will be less likely to touch the germ-infected bowl when you pee.

1. Your peni$ will be less likely to touch the germ-infected bowl when you pee.

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2. If you have a small peni$, you don't have to worry about keeping many things in your pockets

2. If you have a small peni$, you don't have to worry about keeping many things in your pockets
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3. This is a joke, but if you think about it, you can use condoms multiple times by simply tying them to save space

3. This is a joke, but if you think about it, you can use condoms multiple times by simply tying them to save space
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4. If you have a small peni$ and you are straight, you will be motivated to find other methods of pleasuring your woman.

4. If you have a small peni$ and you are straight, you will be motivated to find other methods of pleasuring your woman.
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5. If you don't have a large peni$, you won't have to worry about being caught with a boner in public.

5. If you don't have a large peni$, you won't have to worry about being caught with a boner in public.
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6. This is a joke, but given society's prioritization of large peni$es, you won't have to worry about being in a relationship for quite some time.

6. This is a joke, but given society's prioritization of large peni$es, you won't have to worry about being in a relationship for quite some time.
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7. Women who will give blowj0bs to men with small peni$es would not likely vomit as much as when they're sucking a big ding dong. Who wants puke on them anyway?

7. Women who will give blowj0bs to men with small peni$es would not likely vomit as much as when they're sucking a big ding dong. Who wants puke on them anyway?
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8. If you have a small genital, you do not have to use your hands to assist your private part while urinating in public.

8. If you have a small genital, you do not have to use your hands to assist your private part while urinating in public.
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