A husband comes home after a great Halloween party last night. He wakes up with a hangover, senses that something is wrong and he might have screwed up everything last night. What his wife did, came to him as a big shock, he is not able to believe what is in front of him. Read the story as the mystery unfolds.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Halloween party. Jack is not normally a drinker, But the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad he was feeling , he wondered if he did something wrong.
Opening his eyes, the first thing that he sees is a couple of aspirins next to the glass of water on the side of table the. And next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of them, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick. "Honey, breakfast on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love, Jillian."
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son....What happened last night?"
"Well you came home after 3 AM, drunk and out of your mind. you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway. And got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So why is everything such perfect order and so clean? I wake up and the breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh That! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99 Hot Breakfast: $ 4.20 Aspirins: $ 0.38 Saying the right thing at the right time: PRICELESS