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6 Things Her Vagina Would Say If It Could Talk To You

Every woman knows about their body parts, and they know how to take care of it. We are all aware of our vagina well, but did you ever imagine what if it got lips, what would it say?

Guys, if this scares you, sit on the ride and read the rest as this is just a start.

6 Things Her Vagina Would Say If It Could Talk To You

6 Things Her Vagina Would Say If It Could Talk To You

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"KAIRITA! MAG TRIM KA NAMAN!"

 "KAIRITA! MAG TRIM KA NAMAN!"

When her vagina might say this: The first time you have sex you went completely clueless where to insert your gun, Umm.. well then(a bit sure you have called your dad, Google)

"Let's have fun first!"

"Let's have fun first!"

When her vagina might say this: Remember when we told you that most women are unable to have an orgasm through sexual intercourse alone? Take this advice.

"YUUUCK! LAWAAAAAY!"

"YUUUCK! LAWAAAAAY!"

Women get a gross feeling when you use your saliva as a lubricant during sex. Still they widely accept to work that way. But her vagina wants your mouth to be clean first.

Are you in there?

Are you in there?

When she is not impressed with your performance. C'mon, wake that wild man inside you.

No way, you are insane!

No way, you are insane!

When vagina might say this: When you started planning about your future kids a whole cricket team. They say no way! Are you mad? Conceiving one baby is more painful than having a period. A cricket team, huh! How stupid of you.

Sorry we're closed.

Sorry we're closed.

When vagina might say this: Dude! she is down please don't disturb her now. I suggest go and plan for a week out till she gets fine.

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