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IN Hilarious ON 01 Nov, 2015
Hilarious and funny things that people spoke in real to the surgeons during a serious medical treatment.
I was being wheeled into emergency abdominal surgery once and my girlfriend was with me. We're rolling down the hall and they have the mask out to put me under and I pause and say to her "don't let them touch my d*ck". The nurse smirked a little and they put the mask on me. In somewhat of a panicked fashion, I pulled the mask off, stared up at my girlfriend, and with full weight and seriousness told her "they can look at it, but no touching". I heard the doctor laughing as the gas kicked in. - vilelikefire
I once tried to say something funny right before surgery, they were about to put me out and I said, "go easy on me doc, it's my first time." I gave a little chuckle and so did the doctor... he then picked up a scalpel and said, "don't worry, it's my first time too." And then I promptly blacked out… - A**holeBot9000
"I tend to get aroused while under anesthesia, but it's fine, just tape it down if it gets in the way." - cognitivewreck
I looked the surgeon squarely in the eyes, and with a straight face I whispered: "I want you inside me." - skeeterspete
Right before I went under to have surgery on my septum... I was about to start counting backwards before they put the mask on. I said, "Does anyone need anything while I'm out?" - RedshirtStormtrooper
When I had my wisdom teeth removed and was given general anesthetic, I apparently said "If this is what being on drugs is like, sign me up."
"If I don't make it through this, tell my wife I want her to be buried alive with me." - captainmagictrousers
I had just woken up after having my shoulder worked on. I was in and out of consciousness for a bit and just generally feeling whacked out. I guess I shifted in the bed and moved the blankets a bit and exposed myself as the nurse came in. She smiled and moved the blankets back. I apparently told the nurse "You saw mine, do I get to see yours? My wife was in the chair next to the bed. - Fallen_Milkman
When I had my wisdom teeth removed and was given general anaesthetic, I apparently said "If this is what being on drugs is like, sign me up." He went and told on me to my mother. - LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg
"My twin owes me big time for this one." - IWishIWasMoreClever1
As they were pushing the drugs they asked me to count backwards from 10. All I could say was, "no." The room erupted in laughter and I was out. - Joliet_Jake_Blues
"Thanks for doing this, there aren't many surgeons out there who would operate on someone without health insurance." - FreakyMcDeeky
I was being put under for a wisdom tooth extraction a few years back, and it was the first time I've ever had anesthesia. They used injection method rather than gas, so they told me to watch the fluids going in so i could gauge when i'd feel sleepy. I had this idea that i would say something like "oh no, doc, i've lost my eyesight" or something else preposterous. Before i could collect my thoughts i just immediately blurted "well shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit" (my voice progressively getting lower) and passed out. - mikaelfivel
Terribly inappropriate joke. Had to have a colonoscopy, so they gave me some medication and it was weird. Anyways, I was feeling silly and told him "First time doing anal on camera, and I'm not even getting paid." - princessk8
Here's my impression of my wife during sex. - DaySee
Who's the guy with the scythe standing in the corner? - swordofthespirit
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