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Embarrassing Bodily Sensations That Only One $ex Will Understand

Every person has some personal experiences they would never share. They are either too embarrassing, gross or simply uncomfortable or maybe it's just that secret crime we can never let the world know. However, these are the ones that make things in life umm.. interesting.

Some of these experiences are fairly common but differ between the $exes, mainly due to different body compositions and thus, become the matter of intense shushing and secret keeping. But some day or other they have to come out, and this would be one of those.

Embarrassing Bodily Sensations That Only One $ex Will Understand

Embarrassing Bodily Sensations That Only One $ex Will Understand

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Well, quite often our privates brush on the inside of toilet while pooping, of course!

Well, quite often our privates brush on the inside of toilet while pooping, of course!

And even more often it brushes against other things as well, reason enough to never tell, especially your other halves.

Slap Dancing; Term used for umm.. watch it

Slap Dancing; Term used for umm.. watch it

And possibly, you got the point of what slaps where and hence the name. The counterpart dance from the other side doesn't seem to be so fun for the dancer, as for the audience, we love it.

Sometime after $ex, walking around and feeling the semen fall out of girl parts..

Sometime after $ex, walking around and feeling the semen fall out of girl parts..

And getting all squishy in the pants. I have no idea how to even react to that when I was first told.

Farts, instead of rolling back and out, rather fills up the love tunnel

Farts, instead of rolling back and out, rather fills up the love tunnel

However, that happens but it's serious stuff from the females' side and possibly, beats every male thing.

When in car, going over a small hill, and the balls feel the microgravity

When in car, going over a small hill, and the balls feel the microgravity

It's tickly, weird and just awesome. Jumping off high grounds is the weirdest of all when in your chest is fear and down below tickles.

Flushing mid-piss, with perfect timing

Flushing mid-piss, with perfect timing

So that both of you end the same time. The achievements that we hold with it are just great.

Pulling out dry tampon and ripping thyself at it

Pulling out dry tampon and ripping thyself at it

At least one of the guys seems to have tried that. And needless to say, curiosity killed the cat.

Hanging towel on hard wood

Hanging towel on hard wood

That's a rare activity but of course, happens. Everything has alternate uses.

Several hundred times decrease in aiming in morning or after $ex

Several hundred times decrease in aiming in morning or after $ex

With the only guns in possession, it's somehow very difficult to take aim while firing in these conditions.

Complimentary

Complimentary

Desserts

Desserts

On the house!

On the house!

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