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IN Hilarious ON 28 Oct, 2015
How many times have you suppressed that desperate urge to relieve yourself and relax your buttocks, just because of the fear of being a ''fart jerk''?
Farting is a disgusting way of giving people the details of your previous meal, but suppressing it can leave you locked out of heaven. Even though science tells us that smelling fart is good for health but let's leave the ignorance to its own bliss; pun intended! The art of covering up your farts in public is known as crop dusting and below are ways to master it. So, shun your hesitation and try them next time whenever you get that nature's call!
Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad, my mind keeps saying run as fast as you can!
When the people go in and out , you go up and down!
Take me away, a secret place, a sweet escape; take me away to better day, a hearty place.
Cause we got a fire and we are gonna let it burn! Unleash the MasterChef in you.
You bring me joy, yeah you bring me sadness so, bring me love forgetting all the madness.
Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burnt, but just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die, you gotta get up and fly, fly, fly!