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Pyaar Ka Punchnama: If You Are In A Happy Relationship, This One Is NOT For You

Remember the classic song Main shaayar toh nahin? I guess the modern version of the song can be: Main shaayar toh nahin, magar aee haseen... Jabse khaaye dhokhe... mujhko... shayari aa gayi... I know I am a girl and all other girls who will read this are going to hate me for this. But, hey, hear me out first. The life of a shayar is very interesting. He falls into the trap of love and that makes him write all romantic prose and excerpts and what not. The minute he realises the harsh consequences and realities of a relationship the shayar turns back into the old man that he initially was and tries to pour his heart out. So, here are some honest shayari, that all men would have written if they ever faced such situations. 

Devi ji, not everything that men say is TRUE 

To all girls: He is a writer, he is a shayar. Don't take his words seriously all the time. He might just play with words and you would never know.   

Love truly has no boundaries... 

Guys move mountains to impress girls and then this happens. 

The track 'Khoon choos le tu mera' goes well with this situation 

If you have ever been in a relationship you will definitely understand the struggles of missing out on your time with friends and family, and all of it for that one 'significant other'. 

Who the eff made this rule, bruh? 

You talk about equality? Honey, let's dutch na then. 

This is why friends say: "Bhai, tu badal gaya hai" 

This is the major reason why friends think that the man has changed after getting into a relationship. 

Love is blind, like LITERALLY blind. 

Girls know when and where to start and end a THING. But guys, they get stuck and this is what happens next. 

When common sense says Good Bye, pal. 

Ever heard of the saying 'to drop an axe on your own feet'? That is exactly what being in a relationship is like. Common sense fades away and you don't understand what the heck is going on. 

Bann gaya kutta... 

This is something that only best friends can see... The article was originally written by Ambar Verman.If you have anything like this to share, let us know in the comment section below. You can also write to me at muskan@wittyfeed.com